I introduced Herself to the secret handshake of Princess Auto and I warned her that every PA store has the odour of a popcorn fart trapped in a rotten canvas tent. We wondered up and down each isle as she peered as various treasures. She pronounced herself unimpressed and “could not find anything”. 

I reminded her that despite not being able to find anything my debit card was $101 lighter. I doubt she will go back.