For 22 years I have lived in the same house.  There are two light switches side by side in our kitchen.  One operates the overhead kitchen light and one the hall light.  For 22 years I seem unable to remember which operates which.  In a moment of clarity, I placed a black dot over one of the switches.  Unfortunately I seem unable to remember which light is operated by the switch with the black dot.

Herself has now prepared a label for my jacket.  It reads, “if you find this man wandering aimlessly through Princess Auto he is trying to remember which aisle he saw something that he was going to come back and pick up before he leaves.  Please assist him and then send him home”.