I have been overcome…

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! 

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. 
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. 
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. 
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? 
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Velcro – what a rip off! 
 Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.