I have been overcome…
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews itEngland has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.Broken pencils are pointless.What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.Velcro – what a rip off!Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.